Windsor Horror: 3-Year-Old Hit by BMW Near Castle, Air-lifted to Hospital 😱

Hey there, folks! 🚑 So, picture this: a three-year-old with more energy than a pack of Energizer bunnies decides to take on a white BMW X5 in a game of “Roadside Roulette.” It all goes down at the junction of Barry Avenue and Goswell Road in good ol’ Windsor, where the Castle is practically watching this epic showdown go down.

Now, I don’t know about you, but when I was three, my biggest concern was deciding between a chocolate chip cookie or a nap. But this little daredevil decided, “Nah, I’m gonna try out my moves against a big bad BMW.” I mean, who needs a playground when you’ve got a busy intersection, am I right? 😂

Turns out, the kiddo didn’t come out of it unscathed. Nope, she got herself a fancy head injury and got airlifted to St George’s Hospital in London. Talk about making an entrance, right? 🚁 But hey, let’s give credit where credit’s due—those first responders didn’t mess around. The air ambulance was on the scene faster than you can say “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” (and that’s saying something).

Detective Inspector Justin Thomas, the mastermind behind the Serious Collision Investigation Unit, is throwing out an APB for anyone who witnessed this pint-sized Fast & Furious moment. If you were around, and I know you were, come on down and share your front-row seat to this pint-sized adrenaline junkie’s wild ride.

Oh, and did I mention that all the players in this high-stakes game stuck around? Yep, even the kid’s family was there. You know it’s a family affair when even the toddler’s giving the thumbs up to everyone, like, “Yep, I’m good, just adding some character to my skull.”

So, if you were there, or if your dash-cam caught this collision of epic proportions, call up Thames Valley Police at 101 and tell them about the show you didn’t even buy tickets for. And hey, if you’re feeling shy, you can always ring up Crimestoppers at 0800 555 111 and spill the beans on this mini action movie anonymously.

In the meantime, let’s all hope this little speed demon makes a full recovery and saves her daredevil stunts for the playground from now on. And to that BMW driver, maybe it’s time to invest in a “Caution: Kids on the Loose” bumper sticker. 🚗💥Hey there, folks! 🚑 So, picture this: a three-year-old with more energy than a pack of Energizer bunnies decides to take on a white BMW X5 in a game of “Roadside Roulette.” It all goes down at the junction of Barry Avenue and Goswell Road in good ol’ Windsor, where the Castle is practically watching this epic showdown go down.

Now, I don’t know about you, but when I was three, my biggest concern was deciding between a chocolate chip cookie or a nap. But this little daredevil decided, “Nah, I’m gonna try out my moves against a big bad BMW.” I mean, who needs a playground when you’ve got a busy intersection, am I right? 😂

Turns out, the kiddo didn’t come out of it unscathed. Nope, she got herself a fancy head injury and got airlifted to St George’s Hospital in London. Talk about making an entrance, right? 🚁 But hey, let’s give credit where credit’s due—those first responders didn’t mess around. The air ambulance was on the scene faster than you can say “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” (and that’s saying something).

Detective Inspector Justin Thomas, the mastermind behind the Serious Collision Investigation Unit, is throwing out an APB for anyone who witnessed this pint-sized Fast & Furious moment. If you were around, and I know you were, come on down and share your front-row seat to this pint-sized adrenaline junkie’s wild ride.

Oh, and did I mention that all the players in this high-stakes game stuck around? Yep, even the kid’s family was there. You know it’s a family affair when even the toddler’s giving the thumbs up to everyone, like, “Yep, I’m good, just adding some character to my skull.”

So, if you were there, or if your dash-cam caught this collision of epic proportions, call up Thames Valley Police at 101 and tell them about the show you didn’t even buy tickets for. And hey, if you’re feeling shy, you can always ring up Crimestoppers at 0800 555 111 and spill the beans on this mini action movie anonymously.

In the meantime, let’s all hope this little speed demon makes a full recovery and saves her daredevil stunts for the playground from now on. And to that BMW driver, maybe it’s time to invest in a “Caution: Kids on the Loose” bumper sticker. 🚗💥