Alright, hold onto your scooters, folks, because it's time to talk about the Scooter Braun drama! 🛴 Yeah, you heard me right, the man himself finally broke his silence on all those juicy reports about his A-list clients running for the hills.

Scooter, the self-proclaimed manager extraordinaire, tweeted, "Breaking news … I’m no longer managing myself," and I'm over here like, "Wait, were you ever, Scooter?" 😂 I mean, don't get me wrong, this guy's like the Dumbledore of the music industry, but even Dumbledore had his moments.

So, you know how all these megastars like Justin Bieber, Ariana Grande, and Demi Lovato have been dropping like emojis from a teenager's text? 📱 Well, turns out it got so wild that "[X Person] has parted ways with Scooter Braun" turned into the meme of the century. And guess what? Even the likes of Annabelle from The Conjuring Universe, Peppa Pig, and Lydia Tár from Tár (whoever that is) joined the 'I'm-so-done-with-Scooter' party! 🎉

Now, hold up, before we whip out the tiny violins, let's talk specifics. Grande, the ponytail queen herself, said 'Bye, Felicia' to Scooter after a solid 10 years of teamwork. Lovato's like, "You know what? I'm on the hunt for some new management, Scoots." And rumor has it that even Bieber, our beloved Baby singer, did a little "I'm breaking free" dance move. But wait, Scooter and Bieber's reps were all like, "Nuh-uh, that's just rumor town, population: not us!" 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♀️

But wait for the kicker, insiders are whispering (and no, not like Annabelle, more like legit sources) that Scooter's still juggling Grande and Bieber! 🤹‍♂️ Apparently, they're all under some contract voodoo and Scooter's multitasking like a pro. The source says Scooter's crew is still taking care of business while he's flexing his CEO muscles over at Hybe America. Yeah, you heard that right, he's got his own mini K-pop empire now! 🕺

Remember the Swift vs. Scooter showdown? Taylor Swift was all like, "I'll rerecord my albums and show 'em who's boss!" 🎤 And she did just that, dropping "Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)" like a mic. But guess what? The rerecorded edition of "1989" is about to drop like it's hot, and we're all waiting with bated breath. 🎶

So, there you have it, folks! The Scooter Braun rollercoaster keeps on rollin', and we're all just here for the ride. 🎢 Until next time, keep those emojis poppin' and those managers hoppin'! 🎤👋Alright, hold onto your scooters, folks, because it's time to talk about the Scooter Braun drama! 🛴 Yeah, you heard me right, the man himself finally broke his silence on all those juicy reports about his A-list clients running for the hills.

Scooter, the self-proclaimed manager extraordinaire, tweeted, "Breaking news … I’m no longer managing myself," and I'm over here like, "Wait, were you ever, Scooter?" 😂 I mean, don't get me wrong, this guy's like the Dumbledore of the music industry, but even Dumbledore had his moments.

So, you know how all these megastars like Justin Bieber, Ariana Grande, and Demi Lovato have been dropping like emojis from a teenager's text? 📱 Well, turns out it got so wild that "[X Person] has parted ways with Scooter Braun" turned into the meme of the century. And guess what? Even the likes of Annabelle from The Conjuring Universe, Peppa Pig, and Lydia Tár from Tár (whoever that is) joined the 'I'm-so-done-with-Scooter' party! 🎉

Now, hold up, before we whip out the tiny violins, let's talk specifics. Grande, the ponytail queen herself, said 'Bye, Felicia' to Scooter after a solid 10 years of teamwork. Lovato's like, "You know what? I'm on the hunt for some new management, Scoots." And rumor has it that even Bieber, our beloved Baby singer, did a little "I'm breaking free" dance move. But wait, Scooter and Bieber's reps were all like, "Nuh-uh, that's just rumor town, population: not us!" 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♀️

But wait for the kicker, insiders are whispering (and no, not like Annabelle, more like legit sources) that Scooter's still juggling Grande and Bieber! 🤹‍♂️ Apparently, they're all under some contract voodoo and Scooter's multitasking like a pro. The source says Scooter's crew is still taking care of business while he's flexing his CEO muscles over at Hybe America. Yeah, you heard that right, he's got his own mini K-pop empire now! 🕺

Remember the Swift vs. Scooter showdown? Taylor Swift was all like, "I'll rerecord my albums and show 'em who's boss!" 🎤 And she did just that, dropping "Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)" like a mic. But guess what? The rerecorded edition of "1989" is about to drop like it's hot, and we're all waiting with bated breath. 🎶

So, there you have it, folks! The Scooter Braun rollercoaster keeps on rollin', and we're all just here for the ride. 🎢 Until next time, keep those emojis poppin' and those managers hoppin'! 🎤👋