Hey there, folks! 🌴🤣 So, picture this: a twisted ex-couple who clearly missed the memo that breaking up doesn't mean you keep hanging out. No, no, they decided to take a vacation from reality after committing a "rape revenge" murder. Yeah, you heard me right. Michael Hillier, 39, and Rachel Fulstow, 37, went from "it's complicated" to "cold-blooded" in just a few swipes on Tinder. Swipe right for murder, anyone? 😂

Now, Rachel apparently claimed that Liam Smith had swiped the wrong way in real life and assaulted her on a Tinder date. Instead of calling the cops like a rational person, these two thought, "Hey, let's be our own judge, jury, and executioner!" And what better way to celebrate being total nutjobs than by jetting off to Jamaica for a romantic getaway? 🏖️🌴 Nothing says "true love" like bonding over murder and acid baths.

And guess what? There's even a sunny holiday snap to prove that these two sociopaths were chilling on the beach, smiling like they just won the lottery. Yep, a picture is worth a thousand words, and in this case, it's "homicidal maniacs on vacation!" 📸😅

But wait, there's more! After their beachside adventure, these lovebirds got a reality check in court. I can almost hear the dramatic courtroom gasps. 💥 Turns out, they were unanimously voted "Most Likely to Spend Life in Jail" after a six-week trial that probably felt like an eternity. Rachel got a minimum of 30 years, and Michael, well, he won the "at least 33 years behind bars" jackpot. Talk about a romantic life sentence, huh? 🔒🤦‍♂️

Oh, and the grand finale: an outburst from the peanut gallery as the dynamic duo was escorted away. Someone in the crowd yelled, "Kill yourself...Liam will be waiting for you." Yikes! 😬 That's one way to express your feelings about these two lovey-dovey killers.

But amidst the craziness, let's not forget the real victims here – Liam's family and kids. His poor boys are forever scarred, and his sister even mentioned that they only saw his left hand after the acid bath nightmare. That's some seriously messed-up stuff, guys. 💔😢

So, here's a lesson for all you potential criminals out there: if you're thinking about planning a murder, maybe just take a regular vacation instead. You know, piña coladas, sunsets, and no acid baths – just a thought! 🍹🌅 Stay safe out there, and remember, swiping right on murder is never the answer! 😉🙅‍♂️Hey there, folks! 🌴🤣 So, picture this: a twisted ex-couple who clearly missed the memo that breaking up doesn't mean you keep hanging out. No, no, they decided to take a vacation from reality after committing a "rape revenge" murder. Yeah, you heard me right. Michael Hillier, 39, and Rachel Fulstow, 37, went from "it's complicated" to "cold-blooded" in just a few swipes on Tinder. Swipe right for murder, anyone? 😂

Now, Rachel apparently claimed that Liam Smith had swiped the wrong way in real life and assaulted her on a Tinder date. Instead of calling the cops like a rational person, these two thought, "Hey, let's be our own judge, jury, and executioner!" And what better way to celebrate being total nutjobs than by jetting off to Jamaica for a romantic getaway? 🏖️🌴 Nothing says "true love" like bonding over murder and acid baths.

And guess what? There's even a sunny holiday snap to prove that these two sociopaths were chilling on the beach, smiling like they just won the lottery. Yep, a picture is worth a thousand words, and in this case, it's "homicidal maniacs on vacation!" 📸😅

But wait, there's more! After their beachside adventure, these lovebirds got a reality check in court. I can almost hear the dramatic courtroom gasps. 💥 Turns out, they were unanimously voted "Most Likely to Spend Life in Jail" after a six-week trial that probably felt like an eternity. Rachel got a minimum of 30 years, and Michael, well, he won the "at least 33 years behind bars" jackpot. Talk about a romantic life sentence, huh? 🔒🤦‍♂️

Oh, and the grand finale: an outburst from the peanut gallery as the dynamic duo was escorted away. Someone in the crowd yelled, "Kill yourself...Liam will be waiting for you." Yikes! 😬 That's one way to express your feelings about these two lovey-dovey killers.

But amidst the craziness, let's not forget the real victims here – Liam's family and kids. His poor boys are forever scarred, and his sister even mentioned that they only saw his left hand after the acid bath nightmare. That's some seriously messed-up stuff, guys. 💔😢

So, here's a lesson for all you potential criminals out there: if you're thinking about planning a murder, maybe just take a regular vacation instead. You know, piña coladas, sunsets, and no acid baths – just a thought! 🍹🌅 Stay safe out there, and remember, swiping right on murder is never the answer! 😉🙅‍♂️