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Hey there, folks! Grab your popcorn and get ready for a rollercoaster of a story that'll have you saying, "Wait, what?!" 🍿 Yeah, you heard it right – we're diving into the wild tale of a former Louisiana judge who's been granted bond after being sentenced to 14 years in the slammer for, hold onto your seats, four sex crimes involving his daughters' teen buddies! 🙅‍♂️💃

So, here's the dealio, according to FOX 8 in New Orleans, Judge Franz Ziblich, the dude in charge of giving the green light for the bond party, said, "Sure, why not?" And yeah, the Attorney General’s Office was all like, "Uh-uh, no way, José!" But who cares about those minor details, right? Judge Elzey "Jeff" Perilloux is ready to boogie on out of there, or at least try to.

And guess what? The ticket price for this freedom dance? A cool $300,000! That's right, it's like he's paying his way out of a wild party he totally shouldn't have thrown in the first place. 🎉

But wait, there's more! If he wants to bust a move in the real world, he's gotta follow the rules – yep, there's a protective order, mandatory classes on how not to be creepy, and oh, a bi-weekly check-in with law enforcement. You know, just to make sure he's not picking up any more terrible dance moves. 💃🚓

Oh, and speaking of dance moves, the AG's office isn't just sitting in the corner sipping on punch. They're like, "Hold up, let's give this story a remix!" They want to hit pause on the judge's grand escape plan and let the Louisiana 5th Circuit Court of Appeals have a crack at this jukebox of justice.

Now, let's get down to the nitty-gritty of this courtroom drama. Jeff Perilloux was basically accused of playing an incredibly messed-up game of Teenage Friend Monopoly, where the currency was, unfortunately, their innocence. 😱 Prosecutors claimed he was the puppet master behind some creepy grooming maneuvers involving three girls aged 14, 15, and 17. Yikes, right?

Remember that emoji I promised? Here it is: 😬 Yep, that's the cringe face you make when things take a dark turn.

But hold onto your gavels, folks, because Perilloux was all, "No way, José, those girls were like daughters to me!" 🙅‍♂️ Yeah, because nothing says fatherly love like rubbing sunscreen on a 14-year-old against her will, right? Two thumbs way down for that one, Judge. 👎👎

Fast forward through the trial theatrics, and it turns out our main character got caught red-handed (or should I say, sunscreen-handed?). He got slapped with three felony counts of indecent behavior with juveniles and a cheeky little misdemeanor sexual battery charge, just for good measure.

So there you have it, folks, a Louisiana judge's bizarre bid for a taste of freedom. Will he escape the slammer, or will justice come dancing in, ready to cha-cha all over his plans? Only time will tell in this courtroom comedy that's got more twists than a pretzel factory! 🥨🕺#breakingnews #usatoday #news 🚨

Hey there, folks! Grab your popcorn and get ready for a rollercoaster of a story that'll have you saying, "Wait, what?!" 🍿 Yeah, you heard it right – we're diving into the wild tale of a former Louisiana judge who's been granted bond after being sentenced to 14 years in the slammer for, hold onto your seats, four sex crimes involving his daughters' teen buddies! 🙅‍♂️💃

So, here's the dealio, according to FOX 8 in New Orleans, Judge Franz Ziblich, the dude in charge of giving the green light for the bond party, said, "Sure, why not?" And yeah, the Attorney General’s Office was all like, "Uh-uh, no way, José!" But who cares about those minor details, right? Judge Elzey "Jeff" Perilloux is ready to boogie on out of there, or at least try to.

And guess what? The ticket price for this freedom dance? A cool $300,000! That's right, it's like he's paying his way out of a wild party he totally shouldn't have thrown in the first place. 🎉

But wait, there's more! If he wants to bust a move in the real world, he's gotta follow the rules – yep, there's a protective order, mandatory classes on how not to be creepy, and oh, a bi-weekly check-in with law enforcement. You know, just to make sure he's not picking up any more terrible dance moves. 💃🚓

Oh, and speaking of dance moves, the AG's office isn't just sitting in the corner sipping on punch. They're like, "Hold up, let's give this story a remix!" They want to hit pause on the judge's grand escape plan and let the Louisiana 5th Circuit Court of Appeals have a crack at this jukebox of justice.

Now, let's get down to the nitty-gritty of this courtroom drama. Jeff Perilloux was basically accused of playing an incredibly messed-up game of Teenage Friend Monopoly, where the currency was, unfortunately, their innocence. 😱 Prosecutors claimed he was the puppet master behind some creepy grooming maneuvers involving three girls aged 14, 15, and 17. Yikes, right?

Remember that emoji I promised? Here it is: 😬 Yep, that's the cringe face you make when things take a dark turn.

But hold onto your gavels, folks, because Perilloux was all, "No way, José, those girls were like daughters to me!" 🙅‍♂️ Yeah, because nothing says fatherly love like rubbing sunscreen on a 14-year-old against her will, right? Two thumbs way down for that one, Judge. 👎👎

Fast forward through the trial theatrics, and it turns out our main character got caught red-handed (or should I say, sunscreen-handed?). He got slapped with three felony counts of indecent behavior with juveniles and a cheeky little misdemeanor sexual battery charge, just for good measure.

So there you have it, folks, a Louisiana judge's bizarre bid for a taste of freedom. Will he escape the slammer, or will justice come dancing in, ready to cha-cha all over his plans? Only time will tell in this courtroom comedy that's got more twists than a pretzel factory! 🥨🕺