Hey there, amigos and amigas! 🌮🌶️ So, let's talk about Mexico, shall we? I mean, there's something in the air down there that's making hearts flutter faster than a seagull stealing your nachos at the beach! 🏖️ While some folks are getting engaged on "Bachelor in Paradise," it's like finding a unicorn in a haystack when those relationships actually stick and survive the real world. Seriously, it's rarer than a churro at a health food convention! 🦄

Remember Marcus Grodd and Lacy Faddoul? Yeah, the couple who made us believe in beachside fairy tales. Marcus went down on one knee during the 2014 finale of season 1, and Lacy said yes faster than you can say "tequila sunrise." 🌅 They even came back in season 2 to sprinkle some hope on the newbies, and they had a ceremony officiated by none other than the main man, Chris Harrison. But hold your margaritas, folks, because here comes the plot twist: turns out, they were about as legally married as my cat is fluent in Spanish. 🐱🇪🇸

Cut to Jade Roper and Tanner Tolbert, the power couple who proved that not all love stories on reality TV end up as believable as a toupee in a windstorm. They fell head over heels during season 2, and boy, did their love sizzle like fajitas on a hot plate! 🔥 They tied the knot in January 2016, and ABC was like, "Hey, let's celebrate their love on Valentine's Day, because why not?" And guess what? They're not just collecting rose petals; they're populating the earth faster than rabbits on caffeine. 🐰☕ Three kids later, and their family tree is more like a family rainforest!

Now, let's cut to the chase, because ain't nobody got time to list out all the couples still together like it's a grocery list. If you're curious about who's still wearing matching sombreros, who's navigating life's twists and turns side by side, and who's still posting cute couple pics that make you go "aww" louder than a howler monkey, well, you're in luck! Just keep scrolling, my amigos, and prepare for more relationship drama than a telenovela marathon. 💃🕺Hey there, amigos and amigas! 🌮🌶️ So, let's talk about Mexico, shall we? I mean, there's something in the air down there that's making hearts flutter faster than a seagull stealing your nachos at the beach! 🏖️ While some folks are getting engaged on "Bachelor in Paradise," it's like finding a unicorn in a haystack when those relationships actually stick and survive the real world. Seriously, it's rarer than a churro at a health food convention! 🦄

Remember Marcus Grodd and Lacy Faddoul? Yeah, the couple who made us believe in beachside fairy tales. Marcus went down on one knee during the 2014 finale of season 1, and Lacy said yes faster than you can say "tequila sunrise." 🌅 They even came back in season 2 to sprinkle some hope on the newbies, and they had a ceremony officiated by none other than the main man, Chris Harrison. But hold your margaritas, folks, because here comes the plot twist: turns out, they were about as legally married as my cat is fluent in Spanish. 🐱🇪🇸

Cut to Jade Roper and Tanner Tolbert, the power couple who proved that not all love stories on reality TV end up as believable as a toupee in a windstorm. They fell head over heels during season 2, and boy, did their love sizzle like fajitas on a hot plate! 🔥 They tied the knot in January 2016, and ABC was like, "Hey, let's celebrate their love on Valentine's Day, because why not?" And guess what? They're not just collecting rose petals; they're populating the earth faster than rabbits on caffeine. 🐰☕ Three kids later, and their family tree is more like a family rainforest!

Now, let's cut to the chase, because ain't nobody got time to list out all the couples still together like it's a grocery list. If you're curious about who's still wearing matching sombreros, who's navigating life's twists and turns side by side, and who's still posting cute couple pics that make you go "aww" louder than a howler monkey, well, you're in luck! Just keep scrolling, my amigos, and prepare for more relationship drama than a telenovela marathon. 💃🕺