Scooter Braun’s Client Guide: Where Are They Now? 🚀

Hey there, folks! 🎤 Let’s talk about Scooter Braun, the music mogul who’s been flipping the pop scene upside down like a pancake since 2007. Remember those innocent YouTube days when Justin Bieber was just a shaggy-haired kid with a voice sweeter than cotton candy? Well, it was none other than Scooter who saw that talent nugget and went, “Hey, this kid’s gonna be bigger than a T-Rex on roller skates!” 🦖🛼

So, Scooter scooped up the Biebs and started his own musical amusement park called Raymond Braun Media (RBMG). But wait, there’s more! He didn’t stop there. He was on a signing spree like a shopaholic at a Black Friday sale. Ariana Grande? Check. Demi Lovato? Check. It’s like he was collecting pop stars the way I collect embarrassing childhood photos. 😂📸

Now, cut to August 2023, and the rumor mill is working overtime. Bieber, Grande, and Lovato are apparently doing the pop star equivalent of changing lanes on the freeway, looking for new representation. The gossip grapevine is buzzing about Braun’s newest gig as the big cheese, the top dog, the CEO of Hybe America. 🕺🏻💼

But hold onto your glittery hats, because sources are fighting like cats in a laser pointer fight over this one. Some insider dude with all the inside scoop (seriously, can I get his number?) swears that Scooter’s clients are just chilling under contracts, sipping on mojitos, and figuring out the new game plan. They’re like, “Chillax, people! Scooter’s got this.” 🍹🕶️

However, there’s always that one party pooper, right? Other sources are waving their arms like inflatable tube men at a used car lot, saying the opposite. Scooter, being the sassy genius he is, took to Twitter to drop a punchline, “Breaking news … I’m no longer managing myself.” 🤣Hey there, folks! 🎤 Let’s talk about Scooter Braun, the music mogul who’s been flipping the pop scene upside down like a pancake since 2007. Remember those innocent YouTube days when Justin Bieber was just a shaggy-haired kid with a voice sweeter than cotton candy? Well, it was none other than Scooter who saw that talent nugget and went, “Hey, this kid’s gonna be bigger than a T-Rex on roller skates!” 🦖🛼

So, Scooter scooped up the Biebs and started his own musical amusement park called Raymond Braun Media (RBMG). But wait, there’s more! He didn’t stop there. He was on a signing spree like a shopaholic at a Black Friday sale. Ariana Grande? Check. Demi Lovato? Check. It’s like he was collecting pop stars the way I collect embarrassing childhood photos. 😂📸

Now, cut to August 2023, and the rumor mill is working overtime. Bieber, Grande, and Lovato are apparently doing the pop star equivalent of changing lanes on the freeway, looking for new representation. The gossip grapevine is buzzing about Braun’s newest gig as the big cheese, the top dog, the CEO of Hybe America. 🕺🏻💼

But hold onto your glittery hats, because sources are fighting like cats in a laser pointer fight over this one. Some insider dude with all the inside scoop (seriously, can I get his number?) swears that Scooter’s clients are just chilling under contracts, sipping on mojitos, and figuring out the new game plan. They’re like, “Chillax, people! Scooter’s got this.” 🍹🕶️

However, there’s always that one party pooper, right? Other sources are waving their arms like inflatable tube men at a used car lot, saying the opposite. Scooter, being the sassy genius he is, took to Twitter to drop a punchline, “Breaking news … I’m no longer managing myself.” 🤣

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