🤪 Holy guacamole, folks, hold onto your hammers because we’ve got a wild one for you! So, picture this: the bustling streets of the Big Apple, a place where dreams are made and taxi drivers play real-life Frogger. But guess what else just happened in the city that never sleeps? A hammer attack. Yep, you heard it right, not a bad nail job, but an actual hammer-swinging frenzy that sounds like it was lifted straight out of a B-grade horror movie! 🛠️
So, there’s this dude, Liyong Ye, who’s apparently decided to channel his inner Thor in the worst way possible. On a fine Wednesday afternoon, around 2 p.m., Liyong thought, “Hey, you know what sounds like a grand idea? I’m gonna go all Gallagher on these poor folks with a hammer!” 🤦♂️ Now, where does he decide to unleash his not-so-handyman skills? In an apartment on 52nd Street in Sunset Park, Brooklyn. You’d think people were looking for apartments with “great natural light” on StreetEasy, not “hammerproof walls,” but here we are!
FOX 5 in New York, which is basically where you go for news when you want your daily dose of “Wait, did that really just happen?” reported that this Liyong character got hit with a buffet of charges. We’re talking murder, attempted murder (not just one, but two counts), assault, criminal possession of a weapon, and who knows, probably jaywalking too, just for good measure. 🚶♂️
But hold up, let’s talk about the victims. A 43-year-old mom, her 5-year-old dude, and her 3-year-old mini-me. They’re just hanging out in their apartment, minding their own business, when suddenly they become characters in Liyong’s twisted version of Whack-a-Mole. Now, I’m not a parent, but I’m pretty sure “Hammer Time” isn’t the game these kids signed up for. 😱
And get this, when the NYPD rolled up to the scene, they found Liyong trying to casually stroll out of the building like he just finished a peaceful Sunday brunch. Seriously, dude? You’ve got blood all over you, you’re not fooling anyone into thinking you’re just a ketchup enthusiast. 🍅
To top it all off, they managed to find the hammer of doom at the scene. Yep, the very hammer that turned a regular apartment into a DIY horror show. Rumor has it that the hammer’s demanding its own Netflix special now – “The Hammer Diaries: From Nails to Nightmares.” 📺
Now, folks, I don’t know about you, but if I ever decide to do some home improvement, I’ll stick to IKEA furniture that’s frustratingly impossible to assemble, thank you very much. As for Liyong and his hammer escapade, I think it’s safe to say his career as a stand-up comedian isn’t off to a smashing start. And remember, next time you’re about to lose your cool, just think: at least you’re not going on a hammer rampage. Keep it together, people! 💁♀️🤪 Holy guacamole, folks, hold onto your hammers because we’ve got a wild one for you! So, picture this: the bustling streets of the Big Apple, a place where dreams are made and taxi drivers play real-life Frogger. But guess what else just happened in the city that never sleeps? A hammer attack. Yep, you heard it right, not a bad nail job, but an actual hammer-swinging frenzy that sounds like it was lifted straight out of a B-grade horror movie! 🛠️
So, there’s this dude, Liyong Ye, who’s apparently decided to channel his inner Thor in the worst way possible. On a fine Wednesday afternoon, around 2 p.m., Liyong thought, “Hey, you know what sounds like a grand idea? I’m gonna go all Gallagher on these poor folks with a hammer!” 🤦♂️ Now, where does he decide to unleash his not-so-handyman skills? In an apartment on 52nd Street in Sunset Park, Brooklyn. You’d think people were looking for apartments with “great natural light” on StreetEasy, not “hammerproof walls,” but here we are!
FOX 5 in New York, which is basically where you go for news when you want your daily dose of “Wait, did that really just happen?” reported that this Liyong character got hit with a buffet of charges. We’re talking murder, attempted murder (not just one, but two counts), assault, criminal possession of a weapon, and who knows, probably jaywalking too, just for good measure. 🚶♂️
But hold up, let’s talk about the victims. A 43-year-old mom, her 5-year-old dude, and her 3-year-old mini-me. They’re just hanging out in their apartment, minding their own business, when suddenly they become characters in Liyong’s twisted version of Whack-a-Mole. Now, I’m not a parent, but I’m pretty sure “Hammer Time” isn’t the game these kids signed up for. 😱
And get this, when the NYPD rolled up to the scene, they found Liyong trying to casually stroll out of the building like he just finished a peaceful Sunday brunch. Seriously, dude? You’ve got blood all over you, you’re not fooling anyone into thinking you’re just a ketchup enthusiast. 🍅
To top it all off, they managed to find the hammer of doom at the scene. Yep, the very hammer that turned a regular apartment into a DIY horror show. Rumor has it that the hammer’s demanding its own Netflix special now – “The Hammer Diaries: From Nails to Nightmares.” 📺
Now, folks, I don’t know about you, but if I ever decide to do some home improvement, I’ll stick to IKEA furniture that’s frustratingly impossible to assemble, thank you very much. As for Liyong and his hammer escapade, I think it’s safe to say his career as a stand-up comedian isn’t off to a smashing start. And remember, next time you’re about to lose your cool, just think: at least you’re not going on a hammer rampage. Keep it together, people! 💁♀️