Hey there, party people! 🎉 Hold onto your hats because I’ve got a story that’s crazier than finding out your dog is secretly running a TikTok account. So, get this, there was this killer who thought it was a genius idea to camp outside someone’s house for a whopping ten hours! Yeah, you heard me right. Ten whole hours. I mean, did he pack a picnic or something? 🧐
Meet Liam Smith, a poor guy who had no idea his day was about to go from zero to acid-trip real quick. Liam got shot in the face and then, just for funsies, had chemicals poured over him like he was a science experiment gone horribly wrong. And where did this epic showdown take place? None other than Wigan, Greater Manchester – where apparently, waiting outside someone’s house is now a new form of extreme sports. 🏴
Now, let’s meet the charming duo responsible for turning Liam’s life into a Netflix true crime special. Rachel Fulstow and her ex-boyfriend Michael Hillier thought it would be a good idea to cook up a “rape revenge” plot. Because, you know, revenge is a dish best served with a side of acid. 😬
But wait, it gets better. Rachel decided to give Michael the lowdown that Liam supposedly pulled a shady move on a Tinder date. So what did Michael do? Did he write a strongly worded Yelp review? Nah, he went full action-movie star, skulking outside Liam’s house for ten hours like he was auditioning for the role of “Creepy Stalker #1.”
And then, ladies and gentlemen, the grand finale! Hillier must’ve thought he was auditioning for a Tarantino film because he shot Liam in the face and gave him a complimentary acid bath. Can we talk about how this isn’t a revenge story but a recipe for disaster?
But guess what? Justice finally dropped the mic on this insane drama. Rachel and Michael were convicted of murder. Liam’s family probably cheered like they just won the lottery – “Yes, we’re getting justice, thank you so much!” 🎉👏
In court, it was like watching a twisted sitcom. Michael claimed they decided to be their own superhero vigilantes, while Rachel was like, “What? I had no clue he was out there planning the next Avengers movie!”
Now, there’s some debate about whether Liam and Rachel had a rollercoaster ride of a Tinder date, complete with a plot twist of “non-consensual sex.” 🎢 But the judge was basically like, “Who cares? The only thing we know for sure is that this whole thing is bonkers.”
So, what have we learned from this tale of revenge gone wrong? Well, for starters, don’t wait outside someone’s house for ten hours – you’re not auditioning for the next Die Hard movie. And if you’re thinking of concocting a revenge scheme, just remember, acid is not the answer. Seriously, acid should only be used for chemistry class and making your aunt’s famous lemon pie. 🥧
Stay safe out there, and if you ever find yourself in a situation where revenge is on the menu, just order pizza instead. It’s way less likely to end up in a courtroom. 🍕✌️Hey there, party people! 🎉 Hold onto your hats because I’ve got a story that’s crazier than finding out your dog is secretly running a TikTok account. So, get this, there was this killer who thought it was a genius idea to camp outside someone’s house for a whopping ten hours! Yeah, you heard me right. Ten whole hours. I mean, did he pack a picnic or something? 🧐
Meet Liam Smith, a poor guy who had no idea his day was about to go from zero to acid-trip real quick. Liam got shot in the face and then, just for funsies, had chemicals poured over him like he was a science experiment gone horribly wrong. And where did this epic showdown take place? None other than Wigan, Greater Manchester – where apparently, waiting outside someone’s house is now a new form of extreme sports. 🏴
Now, let’s meet the charming duo responsible for turning Liam’s life into a Netflix true crime special. Rachel Fulstow and her ex-boyfriend Michael Hillier thought it would be a good idea to cook up a “rape revenge” plot. Because, you know, revenge is a dish best served with a side of acid. 😬
But wait, it gets better. Rachel decided to give Michael the lowdown that Liam supposedly pulled a shady move on a Tinder date. So what did Michael do? Did he write a strongly worded Yelp review? Nah, he went full action-movie star, skulking outside Liam’s house for ten hours like he was auditioning for the role of “Creepy Stalker #1.”
And then, ladies and gentlemen, the grand finale! Hillier must’ve thought he was auditioning for a Tarantino film because he shot Liam in the face and gave him a complimentary acid bath. Can we talk about how this isn’t a revenge story but a recipe for disaster?
But guess what? Justice finally dropped the mic on this insane drama. Rachel and Michael were convicted of murder. Liam’s family probably cheered like they just won the lottery – “Yes, we’re getting justice, thank you so much!” 🎉👏
In court, it was like watching a twisted sitcom. Michael claimed they decided to be their own superhero vigilantes, while Rachel was like, “What? I had no clue he was out there planning the next Avengers movie!”
Now, there’s some debate about whether Liam and Rachel had a rollercoaster ride of a Tinder date, complete with a plot twist of “non-consensual sex.” 🎢 But the judge was basically like, “Who cares? The only thing we know for sure is that this whole thing is bonkers.”
So, what have we learned from this tale of revenge gone wrong? Well, for starters, don’t wait outside someone’s house for ten hours – you’re not auditioning for the next Die Hard movie. And if you’re thinking of concocting a revenge scheme, just remember, acid is not the answer. Seriously, acid should only be used for chemistry class and making your aunt’s famous lemon pie. 🥧
Stay safe out there, and if you ever find yourself in a situation where revenge is on the menu, just order pizza instead. It’s way less likely to end up in a courtroom. 🍕✌️