Hey there, folks! 
So, picture this: a twisted ex-couple who clearly missed the memo that breaking up doesn’t mean you keep hanging out. No, no, they decided to take a vacation from reality after committing a “rape revenge” murder. Yeah, you heard me right. Michael Hillier, 39, and Rachel Fulstow, 37, went from “it’s complicated” to “cold-blooded” in just a few swipes on Tinder. Swipe right for murder, anyone? 
Now, Rachel apparently claimed that Liam Smith had swiped the wrong way in real life and assaulted her on a Tinder date. Instead of calling the cops like a rational person, these two thought, “Hey, let’s be our own judge, jury, and executioner!” And what better way to celebrate being total nutjobs than by jetting off to Jamaica for a romantic getaway? 
Nothing says “true love” like bonding over murder and acid baths.
And guess what? There’s even a sunny holiday snap to prove that these two sociopaths were chilling on the beach, smiling like they just won the lottery. Yep, a picture is worth a thousand words, and in this case, it’s “homicidal maniacs on vacation!” 
But wait, there’s more! After their beachside adventure, these lovebirds got a reality check in court. I can almost hear the dramatic courtroom gasps. 
Turns out, they were unanimously voted “Most Likely to Spend Life in Jail” after a six-week trial that probably felt like an eternity. Rachel got a minimum of 30 years, and Michael, well, he won the “at least 33 years behind bars” jackpot. Talk about a romantic life sentence, huh? 
Oh, and the grand finale: an outburst from the peanut gallery as the dynamic duo was escorted away. Someone in the crowd yelled, “Kill yourself…Liam will be waiting for you.” Yikes! 
That’s one way to express your feelings about these two lovey-dovey killers.
But amidst the craziness, let’s not forget the real victims here – Liam’s family and kids. His poor boys are forever scarred, and his sister even mentioned that they only saw his left hand after the acid bath nightmare. That’s some seriously messed-up stuff, guys. 
So, here’s a lesson for all you potential criminals out there: if you’re thinking about planning a murder, maybe just take a regular vacation instead. You know, piña coladas, sunsets, and no acid baths – just a thought! 
Stay safe out there, and remember, swiping right on murder is never the answer! 
Hey there, folks! So, picture this: a twisted ex-couple who clearly missed the memo that breaking up doesn’t mean you keep hanging out. No, no, they decided to take a vacation from reality after committing a “rape revenge” murder. Yeah, you heard me right. Michael Hillier, 39, and Rachel Fulstow, 37, went from “it’s complicated” to “cold-blooded” in just a few swipes on Tinder. Swipe right for murder, anyone?
Now, Rachel apparently claimed that Liam Smith had swiped the wrong way in real life and assaulted her on a Tinder date. Instead of calling the cops like a rational person, these two thought, “Hey, let’s be our own judge, jury, and executioner!” And what better way to celebrate being total nutjobs than by jetting off to Jamaica for a romantic getaway? Nothing says “true love” like bonding over murder and acid baths.
And guess what? There’s even a sunny holiday snap to prove that these two sociopaths were chilling on the beach, smiling like they just won the lottery. Yep, a picture is worth a thousand words, and in this case, it’s “homicidal maniacs on vacation!”
But wait, there’s more! After their beachside adventure, these lovebirds got a reality check in court. I can almost hear the dramatic courtroom gasps. Turns out, they were unanimously voted “Most Likely to Spend Life in Jail” after a six-week trial that probably felt like an eternity. Rachel got a minimum of 30 years, and Michael, well, he won the “at least 33 years behind bars” jackpot. Talk about a romantic life sentence, huh?
Oh, and the grand finale: an outburst from the peanut gallery as the dynamic duo was escorted away. Someone in the crowd yelled, “Kill yourself…Liam will be waiting for you.” Yikes! That’s one way to express your feelings about these two lovey-dovey killers.
But amidst the craziness, let’s not forget the real victims here – Liam’s family and kids. His poor boys are forever scarred, and his sister even mentioned that they only saw his left hand after the acid bath nightmare. That’s some seriously messed-up stuff, guys.
So, here’s a lesson for all you potential criminals out there: if you’re thinking about planning a murder, maybe just take a regular vacation instead. You know, piña coladas, sunsets, and no acid baths – just a thought! Stay safe out there, and remember, swiping right on murder is never the answer!