Hey there, folks! 🎉 So, you won’t believe the crazy news from across the pond. A Royal Navy Commander on one of those fancy British warships ended up in a real-life drama that even Netflix would be jealous of! 🍿
Picture this: Commander George Walton, a 45-year-old dude with way too much authority and not enough common sense, was hanging out on the HMS Albion, one of Britain’s big-boy warships that can carry around 400 folks. Now, I don’t know if he had too much tea or what, but apparently, he thought it was a good idea to play “let’s lift her shirt and dip my hand into her shorts” with a fellow sailor. Yeah, you read that right. 🙄
Oh, but the sailor, who was probably just trying to get through the day without any wardrobe malfunctions, wasn’t having it! She was like, “Dude, hands off the uniform!” and literally tossed his hands away. I mean, who knew that would be the appropriate response to an attempted in-uniform grope?
Fast forward to the aftermath: Walton gets slapped with a ten-month timeout in military custody and a pink slip from the Navy. Apparently, his little escapade wasn’t really helping the Navy’s reputation. Shocking, I know! 😱
And you won’t believe the setting for this unforgettable episode. Drumroll, please… Amsterdam! Yeah, they were on a boozy day trip, and this guy decides that lifting shirts and diving into shorts is the ultimate sightseeing activity. If only they’d stuck to visiting the Anne Frank House instead.
The best part? This dude was supposed to be second in command and responsible for discipline on that ship. I can just imagine the crew meetings: “Okay, team, remember, ‘no shirt, no shoes, no service’ applies to everyone—yes, even commanders!”
Now, I know what you’re thinking: Did he learn his lesson? Well, according to his defense, he’s sworn off the booze and admitted that his behavior was “utterly unacceptable and incompatible with serving life.” Yeah, no kidding! 🤦♀️
So there you have it, a real-life naval drama that makes Pirates of the Caribbean look like a Disney movie. Remember, folks, if you’re ever on a warship, keep your hands to yourself, unless you want to end up like Commander Handsy over here. Stay classy, Navy! ⚓Hey there, folks! 🎉 So, you won’t believe the crazy news from across the pond. A Royal Navy Commander on one of those fancy British warships ended up in a real-life drama that even Netflix would be jealous of! 🍿
Picture this: Commander George Walton, a 45-year-old dude with way too much authority and not enough common sense, was hanging out on the HMS Albion, one of Britain’s big-boy warships that can carry around 400 folks. Now, I don’t know if he had too much tea or what, but apparently, he thought it was a good idea to play “let’s lift her shirt and dip my hand into her shorts” with a fellow sailor. Yeah, you read that right. 🙄
Oh, but the sailor, who was probably just trying to get through the day without any wardrobe malfunctions, wasn’t having it! She was like, “Dude, hands off the uniform!” and literally tossed his hands away. I mean, who knew that would be the appropriate response to an attempted in-uniform grope?
Fast forward to the aftermath: Walton gets slapped with a ten-month timeout in military custody and a pink slip from the Navy. Apparently, his little escapade wasn’t really helping the Navy’s reputation. Shocking, I know! 😱
And you won’t believe the setting for this unforgettable episode. Drumroll, please… Amsterdam! Yeah, they were on a boozy day trip, and this guy decides that lifting shirts and diving into shorts is the ultimate sightseeing activity. If only they’d stuck to visiting the Anne Frank House instead.
The best part? This dude was supposed to be second in command and responsible for discipline on that ship. I can just imagine the crew meetings: “Okay, team, remember, ‘no shirt, no shoes, no service’ applies to everyone—yes, even commanders!”
Now, I know what you’re thinking: Did he learn his lesson? Well, according to his defense, he’s sworn off the booze and admitted that his behavior was “utterly unacceptable and incompatible with serving life.” Yeah, no kidding! 🤦♀️
So there you have it, a real-life naval drama that makes Pirates of the Caribbean look like a Disney movie. Remember, folks, if you’re ever on a warship, keep your hands to yourself, unless you want to end up like Commander Handsy over here. Stay classy, Navy! ⚓