#breakingnews #usatoday #news : So, imagine this, folks: there’s this elementary school down in Flagler County, Florida, and they thought they had a genius plan. 🤯 They decided to throw an assembly to boost those standardized test scores. But hold onto your lunch trays, because here’s the twist – only the Black students were invited! 🙅♂️ Yeah, you heard that right. Somebody must’ve been binge-watching a reality show where segregating assemblies became the hottest trend. 📺
According to the investigative experts over at FOX 35 in Orlando, last Friday was the day that this assembly spectacular went down. The fourth and fifth graders, with their backpacks and tiny befuddled faces, were herded into the Bunnell Elementary School cafeteria like cattle at a test-score rodeo. 🐄 Yeehaw, kids, time to wrangle them test scores!
Now, picture this: the students who aced those standardized tests were like the rock stars of the show. 🎸 They got to take the spotlight while the teachers praised their mad test-taking skills. And wait for it… they even handed out gift cards to restaurants as rewards! 🍔🍕 I can already hear the teacher: “Congratulations, Timmy, on your stellar subtraction skills! Here’s a $10 gift card to the local burger joint. Show those fries who’s boss!”
Hold up, we got the inside scoop from Cheryl Massaro, the Flagler County Schools board chair. She straight-up admitted that they “isolated” the Black students for this grand assembly extravaganza. 🤦♀️ But hey, don’t worry, it’s all good because the interim superintendent, Lashakia Moore, swooped in like a comedic superhero to save the day. 🦸♀️ She’s like, “Whoopsie, folks, no malice intended here. We were just trying to think outside the box. But, uh, sometimes that box is there for a reason, you know?”
Moore spilled the beans on her chit-chat with Bunnell Elementary’s head honcho, Donelle Evensen. Apparently, they both had a good ol’ laugh about how this brilliant plan turned into a bit of a hot mess. 🤣 But don’t worry, parents – they’re totally not leaving you out of the party. From now on, they promise to make sure you’re in on all the shenanigans. 🎉 No more secret assemblies! Your kids’ test scores will be announced with the flair of a Vegas magic show – ta-da!
So, here’s the deal, folks: lesson learned, maybe it’s not the best idea to throw an assembly that screams “Hey, only certain kids need to up their game!” Let’s give it up for Flagler County Schools – the unintentional masters of assembly comedy. Now, who’s up for a pop quiz on why this plan was a total facepalm moment? 🤔🤦♂️#breakingnews #usatoday #news : So, imagine this, folks: there’s this elementary school down in Flagler County, Florida, and they thought they had a genius plan. 🤯 They decided to throw an assembly to boost those standardized test scores. But hold onto your lunch trays, because here’s the twist – only the Black students were invited! 🙅♂️ Yeah, you heard that right. Somebody must’ve been binge-watching a reality show where segregating assemblies became the hottest trend. 📺
According to the investigative experts over at FOX 35 in Orlando, last Friday was the day that this assembly spectacular went down. The fourth and fifth graders, with their backpacks and tiny befuddled faces, were herded into the Bunnell Elementary School cafeteria like cattle at a test-score rodeo. 🐄 Yeehaw, kids, time to wrangle them test scores!
Now, picture this: the students who aced those standardized tests were like the rock stars of the show. 🎸 They got to take the spotlight while the teachers praised their mad test-taking skills. And wait for it… they even handed out gift cards to restaurants as rewards! 🍔🍕 I can already hear the teacher: “Congratulations, Timmy, on your stellar subtraction skills! Here’s a $10 gift card to the local burger joint. Show those fries who’s boss!”
Hold up, we got the inside scoop from Cheryl Massaro, the Flagler County Schools board chair. She straight-up admitted that they “isolated” the Black students for this grand assembly extravaganza. 🤦♀️ But hey, don’t worry, it’s all good because the interim superintendent, Lashakia Moore, swooped in like a comedic superhero to save the day. 🦸♀️ She’s like, “Whoopsie, folks, no malice intended here. We were just trying to think outside the box. But, uh, sometimes that box is there for a reason, you know?”
Moore spilled the beans on her chit-chat with Bunnell Elementary’s head honcho, Donelle Evensen. Apparently, they both had a good ol’ laugh about how this brilliant plan turned into a bit of a hot mess. 🤣 But don’t worry, parents – they’re totally not leaving you out of the party. From now on, they promise to make sure you’re in on all the shenanigans. 🎉 No more secret assemblies! Your kids’ test scores will be announced with the flair of a Vegas magic show – ta-da!
So, here’s the deal, folks: lesson learned, maybe it’s not the best idea to throw an assembly that screams “Hey, only certain kids need to up their game!” Let’s give it up for Flagler County Schools – the unintentional masters of assembly comedy. Now, who’s up for a pop quiz on why this plan was a total facepalm moment? 🤔🤦♂️