Fatal Stabbing at Northern California Prison, 2 Inmates Suspected

Deadly Stabbing Shakes California Prison: Inmates Under Investigation

Hold on to your seats, folks, because there’s some serious prison drama going down in Northern California! A guy named Alexander J. Jasso got caught up in a crazy mess at High Desert State Prison in Susanville. He ended up with a bunch of stab wounds – yikes! 😱

Picture this: it’s Saturday evening, around 8:15 p.m. (not the best time for a party, I’d say), and our man Alex Jasso is just chilling in the prison. Suddenly, things took a terrifying turn. He got attacked and had more stab holes than a slice of Swiss cheese. 🧀 The prison big shots, officially known as the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation, confirmed this wild story in a statement.

Jasso didn’t have a superhero entrance in this story. After the attack, they rushed him to a hospital outside the prison walls, but sadly, he didn’t make it. 😢

Now, here’s where things get even crazier. They found a weapon that the inmates had cooked up themselves, right there at the crime scene. Talk about DIY gone wrong! But that’s not all – two fellow inmates, aged 32 and 29, are playing the role of suspects in this messed-up plot. They’re not exactly winning any “Best Cellmates” awards right now. These two are being watched closely, locked up in special housing while the investigators try to figure out if they’re behind this deadly scene.

You might be wondering, “Hey, did anyone else get hurt in this prison party gone bad?” Good news – no one else got hurt. The authorities put the yard on lockdown while they tried to make sense of what happened. So, the good folks on the staff and the rest of the inmates managed to steer clear of this mess.

Let’s talk a bit about our man Jasso. He didn’t exactly have a clean record – more like a whole playlist of felonies, including a hit titled “Attempted First-Degree Murder with Gang Enhancements.” He’s been at Susanville since 2011, with a life sentence and a tiny chance of parole. Not exactly the ideal resume, right?

Just to paint a picture for you, High Desert State Prison isn’t exactly a teeny-tiny place. It’s like a small city but without the cool coffee shops and parks. About 2,500 inmates, ranging from not-so-bad to really-bad-bad, call it home.

So, there you have it, a wild tale of prison intrigue, DIY weapons, and some seriously questionable choices. Stay tuned for more updates on this real-life prison movie – coming to a newspaper near you! 🎬

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