Wild Morning Ride: Duo Arrested in Hazy Drug Scene
Picture this: a sunny Saturday morning, birds chirping, and the world waking up. But wait, there’s more! Two individuals decided to spice up their day by turning a blue Dodge Caravan into their impromptu party palace. Only twist? One of them was caught snoozing with a needle in their arm. Yep, you read that right – like a modern-day Sleeping Beauty, but with way more questionable substances involved.
Meet our stars of the show: Jenny Fagan, the slumbering driver from Felton, and her partner in crime (literally), Antonio Malloy, hailing from Frederica. It was around 8:30 a.m. when Delaware’s finest – the State Police troopers – stumbled upon this unusual morning scene in Dover.
Crash Landing: Wake-Up Call with a Needle
So there they were, parked in their majestic Caravan, engine humming like a caffeinated bee. Troopers took a closer look and noticed Jenny, the nap enthusiast, slumped over the steering wheel. But it wasn’t just a power nap – oh no, there was a needle in her arm, and she seemed to be partying way too hard to realize what was happening.
“Hey there, Jenny!” the troopers probably said. “You dozing off or just practicing your yoga moves?” Well, not exactly. Our sleeping beauty was packing some crack cocaine on her throne-like car seat. Talk about a royal mess.
Party Crashers: Prescription Pills and a Stolen Gun
But wait, there’s more chaos in the mix! Once the troopers gave Jenny the “wakey-wakey” treatment, she stumbled out of the Caravan, probably in search of her missing glass slipper. Antonio, the co-star, also decided to join the party outside. Maybe the cops were just bad DJ’s?
As they nosed around, the officers found quite the stash. We’re talking about 45 prescription pills (who needs a pharmacy, right?), over 33 grams of cocaine (clearly aiming for a world record), nearly 7 grams of methamphetamine (because why not?), and just over 3 grams of crack cocaine (a touch of class).
Oh, and guess what? The party had goodie bags too! Heroin-filled wax bags, rounds for a handgun, and even a loaded handgun that had gone MIA from the Camden Police Department last month. Yep, these two weren’t messing around with party favors.
Unveiling the Encore: Charges and Accommodations
Hold onto your seats, folks! It’s time for the grand finale – the charges. Antonio Malloy, our needle-in-arm enthusiast, was slapped with possession charges, the intent to deliver a controlled substance (aka the ambitious entrepreneur award), and possession of some drug paraphernalia – because no party is complete without those.
Jenny Fagan, our sleepy driver, took home an impressive lineup of charges too. Possession of controlled substances (collecting them like trading cards), DUI (Driving Under the Influence of something that’s not coffee), carrying a concealed firearm (a fashion statement, perhaps?), receiving a stolen firearm (not your average souvenir), possession of a firearm while under the influence (because regular parties are just too mainstream), and finally, possession of drug paraphernalia (a real collector, this one).
So there you have it, folks – a wild ride that started with a dozing driver, led to a stash of substances that could put a pharmacy to shame, and ended with charges that might break a world record. Jenny’s off to Baylor Women’s Correctional Institution, and Antonio gets a vacation at Sussex Correctional Institution – but don’t pack your bags just yet, guys, because bail’s a whopping $47,700 and $41,100 respectively. It’s safe to say that these two won’t be receiving any “Best Morning Routine” awards anytime soon. 🚓🔒