Whoa, Nelly! 🚗💥 Hold onto your hats, because things got seriously wild near a tourist hotspot in Tintagel, Cornwall. Five brave souls had a run-in with a car that decided it was tired of being just a car and wanted to see how pedestrians felt about its bumper. 🚶♂️🚶♀️🚶♂️🚶♀️🚶♂️
Emergency heroes swooped in like caped crusaders to save the day. Police, check! 🚓 Air ambulance, check! ✈️ Fire and rescue crew, check! 🚒 They descended upon the scene right before the clock struck midnight, showing up faster than a pizza delivery on a Friday night.
Picture this: a Mazda MX-5 decides to show off its dance moves, but instead of doing the cha-cha, it crashes into a bunch of pedestrians just chilling on the pavement near Tintagel Primary School. 🕺💃
Hold the phone, because here comes the plot twist! The driver of the Mazda, a local dude who’s barely 22, walks away without a scratch. 🤷♂️ But hold onto your monocles, because he’s got some explaining to do! He got a one-way ticket to the arrest party on suspicion of driving while being a bit too friendly with drinks or drugs. 🍻🚫💊
The party continues, and guess where our driver friend is? You got it – police custody, where he’s probably having riveting conversations about his newfound dance partner, the Mazda.
But what about our five pavement performers? Well, they took an unplanned detour to Derriford Hospital with a range of injuries. Don’t worry, though – it seems like they’ll all live to tell the tale. Nobody’s checking out of the world just yet.
According to the word on the street (and by street, I mean a police statement), this Mazda shindig went down when the clock was about to strike midnight on August 27. The car apparently thought the pavement was the hottest dance floor in town, right near Tintagel Primary School on the B3263.
But like all wild parties, this one had to come to an end. The B3263 had a “closed for business” sign slapped on it for a few hours while the authorities cracked the case of the Mazda’s dance-off gone wrong.
So there you have it, folks – a night in Tintagel that ended with a car’s dance moves being a total crash and pedestrians showing off their acrobatics. Stay safe out there, and remember, sidewalks aren’t for dance battles! 🕺🚫