Alright, folks, buckle up because we’ve got a wild Airbnb tale that’ll leave you scratching your head and chuckling harder than trying to fold a fitted sheet! 🛌💥 So get this, there’s this awesome mom, Danielle Cole, who decided to dip her toes into the world of glamping in a cozy shepherd’s hut. Sounds all Instagram-worthy, right? Well, hold onto your avocado toast, because things took a hilariously unexpected turn!
Picture this: Danielle, her partner Paul, their mini humans Bobby (age 4) and Daisy (age 2), and even their fur baby decided to take a break from reality. They paid £297 (that’s a lot of doughnuts, folks) for a four-night extravaganza in South Wales. But, oh boy, the shenanigans that followed are the stuff comedy shows are made of.
Now, you know how it goes with kids and vacations – things tend to get a little messy. The wood-fired hot tub turned into a swampy mess, the kids’ play area was dirtier than a piglet’s mud wrestling contest, and here comes the pièce de résistance – the bed was… dun dun dun… broken. 🛏️ And I don’t mean broken like “oops, I sat down too hard while munching on popcorn,” no! The hosts were convinced that Danielle here, a solid size 14, had gone all WWE superstar on their bed.
Hold up, folks! 🛑 Did you think that was the end of it? Oh, no, it gets better. Danielle gets this message from her host, and I quote: “My Ring doorbell confirms how overweight you are which is why you broke our bed.” 🤯 Yep, you heard it right. Apparently, in the future, we’ll have smart doorbells that moonlight as weight scales – who knew, right?
But wait, there’s more! The hosts, in their infinite wisdom, weren’t content with just diagnosing the bed with a weight problem. They also sent Airbnb a virtual invoice, a digital bill, a pixelated request for £300 to repair the “broken by Danielle’s fabulousness” bed. 🧾 Now, that’s some serious confidence in their carpentry skills. “Oh, our bed broke? Must be the 4-night WrestleMania event we missed!”
Our heroine Danielle, bless her heart, took this whole spectacle like a champ. Well, after a few days of sobbing, that is. She wasn’t about to let this size-shaming saga slide. And Airbnb, being the referee in this absurd match, decided to give her a sweet £28 refund, like a little “sorry our bed couldn’t handle your awesomeness” consolation prize. 🎁💁♀️
But guess what? The plot thickens like a Pinterest dessert recipe. Airbnb swoops in, superhero cape and all, and declares that Danielle won’t have to cough up the £300. Justice served with a side of laughter, anyone?
And that’s not all, folks! The hosts got their Airbnb wings clipped – they’ve been suspended while Airbnb takes a magnifying glass to this carnival of absurdity. And, hold onto your punchlines, the owner tried to explain the whole mess by blaming his wife’s “Asperger’s Syndrome” for the outrageous size-shaming episode. 🤦♂️ Yeah, because apparently, having Asperger’s means you get a pass to call out people’s weight like a malfunctioning carnival scale.
So there you have it, a glamping trip that turned into a comedy skit you won’t find on Netflix! From “broken bed blues” to “Ring doorbell weight checks,” this Airbnb adventure had it all. 🏕️ Stay fabulous, folks, and may your vacations be bed-breaking in the best possible way! 🎉🛌Alright, folks, buckle up because we’ve got a wild Airbnb tale that’ll leave you scratching your head and chuckling harder than trying to fold a fitted sheet! 🛌💥 So get this, there’s this awesome mom, Danielle Cole, who decided to dip her toes into the world of glamping in a cozy shepherd’s hut. Sounds all Instagram-worthy, right? Well, hold onto your avocado toast, because things took a hilariously unexpected turn!
Picture this: Danielle, her partner Paul, their mini humans Bobby (age 4) and Daisy (age 2), and even their fur baby decided to take a break from reality. They paid £297 (that’s a lot of doughnuts, folks) for a four-night extravaganza in South Wales. But, oh boy, the shenanigans that followed are the stuff comedy shows are made of.
Now, you know how it goes with kids and vacations – things tend to get a little messy. The wood-fired hot tub turned into a swampy mess, the kids’ play area was dirtier than a piglet’s mud wrestling contest, and here comes the pièce de résistance – the bed was… dun dun dun… broken. 🛏️ And I don’t mean broken like “oops, I sat down too hard while munching on popcorn,” no! The hosts were convinced that Danielle here, a solid size 14, had gone all WWE superstar on their bed.
Hold up, folks! 🛑 Did you think that was the end of it? Oh, no, it gets better. Danielle gets this message from her host, and I quote: “My Ring doorbell confirms how overweight you are which is why you broke our bed.” 🤯 Yep, you heard it right. Apparently, in the future, we’ll have smart doorbells that moonlight as weight scales – who knew, right?
But wait, there’s more! The hosts, in their infinite wisdom, weren’t content with just diagnosing the bed with a weight problem. They also sent Airbnb a virtual invoice, a digital bill, a pixelated request for £300 to repair the “broken by Danielle’s fabulousness” bed. 🧾 Now, that’s some serious confidence in their carpentry skills. “Oh, our bed broke? Must be the 4-night WrestleMania event we missed!”
Our heroine Danielle, bless her heart, took this whole spectacle like a champ. Well, after a few days of sobbing, that is. She wasn’t about to let this size-shaming saga slide. And Airbnb, being the referee in this absurd match, decided to give her a sweet £28 refund, like a little “sorry our bed couldn’t handle your awesomeness” consolation prize. 🎁💁♀️
But guess what? The plot thickens like a Pinterest dessert recipe. Airbnb swoops in, superhero cape and all, and declares that Danielle won’t have to cough up the £300. Justice served with a side of laughter, anyone?
And that’s not all, folks! The hosts got their Airbnb wings clipped – they’ve been suspended while Airbnb takes a magnifying glass to this carnival of absurdity. And, hold onto your punchlines, the owner tried to explain the whole mess by blaming his wife’s “Asperger’s Syndrome” for the outrageous size-shaming episode. 🤦♂️ Yeah, because apparently, having Asperger’s means you get a pass to call out people’s weight like a malfunctioning carnival scale.
So there you have it, a glamping trip that turned into a comedy skit you won’t find on Netflix! From “broken bed blues” to “Ring doorbell weight checks,” this Airbnb adventure had it all. 🏕️ Stay fabulous, folks, and may your vacations be bed-breaking in the best possible way! 🎉🛌