Hey there, folks! So, get this, for the THIRD time in just THREE years, we’ve got a real-life case of “Sorry, Not Sorry” happening in rural Nevada 🤦♂️. This 53-year-old dude, John O’Connor, has apparently been having a bit of a “can’t stand trial” moment. I mean, I’ve had my fair share of “I can’t even” days, but this guy takes the cake! 🍰
So, Johnny boy here allegedly shot one dude dead and wounded another at a church back in 2018. Yeah, you heard me right, church. Because, you know, nothing says “spiritual awakening” like a shootout during Sunday services! 🙏💥
Now, imagine this: John’s been chillin’ in a mental facility since September 2018. That’s like, what, three years? He’s basically become the unofficial “Where’s Waldo?” of the psychiatric world. And get this, a judge back then was like, “Uh, buddy, you’re about as competent as a cat trying to do algebra.” So, they’ve been keeping him in custody ever since. I guess orange jumpsuits are the new fashion trend in the psych ward! 👨⚖️🚓
Oh, but wait for it – he pleaded NOT guilty to four charges, including first-degree murder. I mean, if I were him, I’d plead “Oops, my bad!” but I’m no legal expert. And here’s the kicker: the shooting happened during SUNDAY SERVICES. Can you imagine explaining that one to St. Peter at the pearly gates? “Well, you see, I got a bit trigger-happy during the sermon…” 🔫👼
But guess what? This whole circus was supposed to have its grand opening in court in March 2022. Yeah, supposed to. But lo and behold, Judge Judy (or whatever this judge’s name is) was like, “Nah, buddy, your legal IQ is about as high as a limbo stick during a heatwave.” So, they called off the trial. Again. 🚫🎪
Now, here’s where it gets even better – the Chief Deputy DA was like, “Hey, y’all, this dude is a danger to himself and others, and he’s basically as useful in his defense as a chocolate teapot.” 🍫🍵 And the judge was like, “Yup, he’s staying put.” I can just picture John, sitting in the courtroom, giving the judge the old puppy-dog eyes. Sorry, dude, even the emoji wouldn’t save you now. 🐶😢
So, mark your calendars, because apparently, there’s gonna be another round of “Is Johnny Boy Competent Yet?” next August. I mean, at this rate, I wouldn’t be surprised if he starts handing out business cards: “John O’Connor: Professional Incompetent, Available for Hire.” 📆🤷♂️
And that’s the latest scoop from the wild world of legal mayhem! Stay tuned for more “Law and Disorder,” where the trials are as crazy as a clown car and the defendants are as baffling as a Rubik’s Cube in the dark! 🤪👨⚖️Hey there, folks! So, get this, for the THIRD time in just THREE years, we’ve got a real-life case of “Sorry, Not Sorry” happening in rural Nevada 🤦♂️. This 53-year-old dude, John O’Connor, has apparently been having a bit of a “can’t stand trial” moment. I mean, I’ve had my fair share of “I can’t even” days, but this guy takes the cake! 🍰
So, Johnny boy here allegedly shot one dude dead and wounded another at a church back in 2018. Yeah, you heard me right, church. Because, you know, nothing says “spiritual awakening” like a shootout during Sunday services! 🙏💥
Now, imagine this: John’s been chillin’ in a mental facility since September 2018. That’s like, what, three years? He’s basically become the unofficial “Where’s Waldo?” of the psychiatric world. And get this, a judge back then was like, “Uh, buddy, you’re about as competent as a cat trying to do algebra.” So, they’ve been keeping him in custody ever since. I guess orange jumpsuits are the new fashion trend in the psych ward! 👨⚖️🚓
Oh, but wait for it – he pleaded NOT guilty to four charges, including first-degree murder. I mean, if I were him, I’d plead “Oops, my bad!” but I’m no legal expert. And here’s the kicker: the shooting happened during SUNDAY SERVICES. Can you imagine explaining that one to St. Peter at the pearly gates? “Well, you see, I got a bit trigger-happy during the sermon…” 🔫👼
But guess what? This whole circus was supposed to have its grand opening in court in March 2022. Yeah, supposed to. But lo and behold, Judge Judy (or whatever this judge’s name is) was like, “Nah, buddy, your legal IQ is about as high as a limbo stick during a heatwave.” So, they called off the trial. Again. 🚫🎪
Now, here’s where it gets even better – the Chief Deputy DA was like, “Hey, y’all, this dude is a danger to himself and others, and he’s basically as useful in his defense as a chocolate teapot.” 🍫🍵 And the judge was like, “Yup, he’s staying put.” I can just picture John, sitting in the courtroom, giving the judge the old puppy-dog eyes. Sorry, dude, even the emoji wouldn’t save you now. 🐶😢
So, mark your calendars, because apparently, there’s gonna be another round of “Is Johnny Boy Competent Yet?” next August. I mean, at this rate, I wouldn’t be surprised if he starts handing out business cards: “John O’Connor: Professional Incompetent, Available for Hire.” 📆🤷♂️
And that’s the latest scoop from the wild world of legal mayhem! Stay tuned for more “Law and Disorder,” where the trials are as crazy as a clown car and the defendants are as baffling as a Rubik’s Cube in the dark! 🤪👨⚖️