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Hey there, party people! 🎉 Hold onto your Netflix subscriptions because we’ve got a wild story that’s straight out of a suspenseful movie… or maybe a quirky comedy! 🍿🤣 So, apparently, a young Netflix employee, Yohanes Kidane, has gone missing in the land of palm trees and movie magic, a.k.a California. But guess what? The authorities are scratching their heads, and not in the way you do when you can’t decide what to watch on a Friday night.
According to the San Jose Police Department, Yohanes took a rideshare from San Jose to San Francisco. Now, picture this: one minute you’re chilling in the backseat, watching the world whiz by, and the next minute, poof – you’re like the main character in a “Where’s Waldo?” book! 🕵️♂️ But here’s the kicker – there’s no evidence of a crime. Nada. Zilch. Zero. They even tweeted about it, probably like, “Hey, guys, don’t freak out, we’re just playing a really intense game of hide and seek. Stay tuned!” 😅
So, Yohanes had just graduated from Cornell University, which is like winning the academic Olympics, and landed himself a sweet gig as a software engineer at Netflix. The dream, right? But here’s where things get a little stranger than a reality show about people collecting rubber ducks. Some of his stuff was found near the Golden Gate Bridge. Now, before you jump to conclusions, no, he wasn’t on some bizarre tech-themed treasure hunt. 🚀🔍
Hold onto your hats – his wallet was untouched and his laptop was still chilling in his backpack. So, what do we have here? A magic disappearance? Did he learn how to apparate like a wizard from Harry Potter? 🧙♂️ But wait, there’s more! Yohanes had some not-so-great rideshare experiences before. Like, picture this: an Uber driver taking you on a detour to “Safer-ville” instead of your intended destination. 🚗🤨 Can you imagine? “Oh, I’m just going to take you to Oakland because that’s where the unicorns hang out.” Yeah, totally not suspicious at all!
But seriously, folks, let’s hope Yohanes is safe and sound and just decided to take a spontaneous vacation without telling anyone. Maybe he’s living it up on a deserted island with a bunch of coconuts and a volleyball named Wilson. 🏝️💁♂️ And as for the authorities, well, they’re probably sitting around a table, scratching their heads, and wondering how someone can vanish into thin air in the age of smartphones and TikTok dances. Stay tuned for more updates, and in the meantime, keep your rideshare apps close and your sense of humor closer. 🚘😂#breakingnews #usatoday #news
Hey there, party people! 🎉 Hold onto your Netflix subscriptions because we’ve got a wild story that’s straight out of a suspenseful movie… or maybe a quirky comedy! 🍿🤣 So, apparently, a young Netflix employee, Yohanes Kidane, has gone missing in the land of palm trees and movie magic, a.k.a California. But guess what? The authorities are scratching their heads, and not in the way you do when you can’t decide what to watch on a Friday night.
According to the San Jose Police Department, Yohanes took a rideshare from San Jose to San Francisco. Now, picture this: one minute you’re chilling in the backseat, watching the world whiz by, and the next minute, poof – you’re like the main character in a “Where’s Waldo?” book! 🕵️♂️ But here’s the kicker – there’s no evidence of a crime. Nada. Zilch. Zero. They even tweeted about it, probably like, “Hey, guys, don’t freak out, we’re just playing a really intense game of hide and seek. Stay tuned!” 😅
So, Yohanes had just graduated from Cornell University, which is like winning the academic Olympics, and landed himself a sweet gig as a software engineer at Netflix. The dream, right? But here’s where things get a little stranger than a reality show about people collecting rubber ducks. Some of his stuff was found near the Golden Gate Bridge. Now, before you jump to conclusions, no, he wasn’t on some bizarre tech-themed treasure hunt. 🚀🔍
Hold onto your hats – his wallet was untouched and his laptop was still chilling in his backpack. So, what do we have here? A magic disappearance? Did he learn how to apparate like a wizard from Harry Potter? 🧙♂️ But wait, there’s more! Yohanes had some not-so-great rideshare experiences before. Like, picture this: an Uber driver taking you on a detour to “Safer-ville” instead of your intended destination. 🚗🤨 Can you imagine? “Oh, I’m just going to take you to Oakland because that’s where the unicorns hang out.” Yeah, totally not suspicious at all!
But seriously, folks, let’s hope Yohanes is safe and sound and just decided to take a spontaneous vacation without telling anyone. Maybe he’s living it up on a deserted island with a bunch of coconuts and a volleyball named Wilson. 🏝️💁♂️ And as for the authorities, well, they’re probably sitting around a table, scratching their heads, and wondering how someone can vanish into thin air in the age of smartphones and TikTok dances. Stay tuned for more updates, and in the meantime, keep your rideshare apps close and your sense of humor closer. 🚘😂