Hey there, lovely readers! 🌟 So, it seems like our favorite mayor, Tishaura Jones, is shaking things up in the good ol’ city of St. Louis! 🏙️ She’s like, “Hey, no more military-grade weapons on our streets!” and “Sorry, insurrectionists and hate crime enthusiasts, no guns for you!” 🙅♀️ But guess what? The Missouri attorney general, Andrew Bailey, just couldn’t resist sliding into her DMs with a little friendly warning.
Picture this: Tishaura Jones struts up to the mic, exuding all the confidence of a superhero in her cape (well, not really, but you get the vibe), and announces her grand plans for “common sense” gun safety. She’s all about that “safer, stronger St. Louis, ready to stand up for our values.” I can practically see her striking a pose! 💃
But oh snap, the attorney general isn’t having any of it! 🚫 He’s like, “Hold up, Mayor! The constitution says these citizens have the right to bear arms, and we’re not messin’ with that!” He’s quoting lines and being all serious, talking about strict scrutiny and whatnot. I’m just here like, “Dude, chill, it’s just a proposal!” 😂
And guess what? Attorney General Bailey’s got the receipts! He’s waving around text messages from Tishaura, like a kid who found the secret stash of candy. Apparently, she’s chatting about Chicago’s gun laws not exactly stopping gun violence. Shots fired! 🔫 Bailey’s not letting that slide, though. He’s basically telling Tishaura, “Come on, even you don’t think this plan’s gonna cut it!”
But wait, there’s more! Bailey’s throwing shade like there’s no tomorrow. He’s all, “You’re blaming those pesky juvenile gun-toters for crime, but you’re not using the laws we’ve got to deal with ’em!” 🙄 He’s like, “Instead of going after guns, how about you go after the real bad guys?” Mic drop! 🎤
So here we are, folks. Tishaura’s got big dreams, Bailey’s got his lawbook, and the city’s got a front-row seat to this showdown. 🍿 Will she back down, or will she stand her ground? We’ll have to wait and see! And hey, Tishaura, if you’re reading this, just remember, it’s all in good fun! 😜 Keep those proposals coming, and keep making us laugh – intentional or not! 🤣Hey there, lovely readers! 🌟 So, it seems like our favorite mayor, Tishaura Jones, is shaking things up in the good ol’ city of St. Louis! 🏙️ She’s like, “Hey, no more military-grade weapons on our streets!” and “Sorry, insurrectionists and hate crime enthusiasts, no guns for you!” 🙅♀️ But guess what? The Missouri attorney general, Andrew Bailey, just couldn’t resist sliding into her DMs with a little friendly warning.
Picture this: Tishaura Jones struts up to the mic, exuding all the confidence of a superhero in her cape (well, not really, but you get the vibe), and announces her grand plans for “common sense” gun safety. She’s all about that “safer, stronger St. Louis, ready to stand up for our values.” I can practically see her striking a pose! 💃
But oh snap, the attorney general isn’t having any of it! 🚫 He’s like, “Hold up, Mayor! The constitution says these citizens have the right to bear arms, and we’re not messin’ with that!” He’s quoting lines and being all serious, talking about strict scrutiny and whatnot. I’m just here like, “Dude, chill, it’s just a proposal!” 😂
And guess what? Attorney General Bailey’s got the receipts! He’s waving around text messages from Tishaura, like a kid who found the secret stash of candy. Apparently, she’s chatting about Chicago’s gun laws not exactly stopping gun violence. Shots fired! 🔫 Bailey’s not letting that slide, though. He’s basically telling Tishaura, “Come on, even you don’t think this plan’s gonna cut it!”
But wait, there’s more! Bailey’s throwing shade like there’s no tomorrow. He’s all, “You’re blaming those pesky juvenile gun-toters for crime, but you’re not using the laws we’ve got to deal with ’em!” 🙄 He’s like, “Instead of going after guns, how about you go after the real bad guys?” Mic drop! 🎤
So here we are, folks. Tishaura’s got big dreams, Bailey’s got his lawbook, and the city’s got a front-row seat to this showdown. 🍿 Will she back down, or will she stand her ground? We’ll have to wait and see! And hey, Tishaura, if you’re reading this, just remember, it’s all in good fun! 😜 Keep those proposals coming, and keep making us laugh – intentional or not! 🤣