🇨🇦 Chef Probed for 88 UK Deaths: Online Chemical Sales Under Investigation

Hey there, folks, gather ’round for a story that’s straight out of a twisted cookbook! 🍳🧪 So, get this: there’s a Canadian chef named Kenneth Law, and apparently, he thought he could spice up his culinary game by taking it to a whole new level of deadly. Yeah, move over, Gordon Ramsay, we got ourselves a real killer chef in the mix.

This dude from Toronto apparently decided that selling food wasn’t exciting enough, so he allegedly took his entrepreneurial spirit to the dark web and started peddling lethal chemicals. I mean, come on, Kenneth, did you watch Breaking Bad and think, “Hey, I can do better than that Walter White guy!”?

So, turns out Mr. Law managed to reach an audience wider than a yoga instructor’s stretch pants. The National Crime Agency, aka Britain’s own FBI (but with a much fancier accent), revealed that around 232 UK residents thought, “Hey, I’ve tried every diet, why not give death a shot?” And guess what? 88 of them actually kicked the bucket! 💀

Now, Kenneth wasn’t content with just being a local menace. Oh no, he took his show on the road, like an evil Anthony Bourdain. He sold his deadly concoctions to people all over the world. Italy, Australia, New Zealand, the US—seriously, was this guy running a global cooking class on how to serve up your own demise?

Apparently, this Law character had quite the mouth on him. He chatted with an undercover reporter and boasted about having “hundreds” of UK customers. He even had the audacity to claim he was doing “God’s work.” Wait, what kind of god is he talking about? The God of Gastric Catastrophes?

When he was finally confronted in person, he tried to play it cool, saying he was just selling a product. Yeah, Kenneth, and I’m just selling this hilarious article. Perhaps you’d like to buy it? On second thought, let’s keep the toxins out of this one, shall we?

But let’s not forget the real victims in this messed-up situation. Families lost loved ones, young lives were tragically cut short, and TikTok lost a deaf star with 780,000 followers. It’s like the Grim Reaper set up a pop-up shop on social media.

Now, let’s not jump to conclusions, folks. The authorities are on the case, and they’re not quite sure if the chemicals from Kenneth’s virtual apothecary are definitely linked to the deaths. So, who knows, maybe they were just really strong mints?

Anyway, if you’re feeling down after reading this, remember that there are people out there to talk to. Reach out to The Samaritans, because let’s face it, life can be tough, but at least you’re not trying to make a lethal soufflé like Kenneth over here. Stay safe, stay sassy! 😜🌈Hey there, folks, gather ’round for a story that’s straight out of a twisted cookbook! 🍳🧪 So, get this: there’s a Canadian chef named Kenneth Law, and apparently, he thought he could spice up his culinary game by taking it to a whole new level of deadly. Yeah, move over, Gordon Ramsay, we got ourselves a real killer chef in the mix.

This dude from Toronto apparently decided that selling food wasn’t exciting enough, so he allegedly took his entrepreneurial spirit to the dark web and started peddling lethal chemicals. I mean, come on, Kenneth, did you watch Breaking Bad and think, “Hey, I can do better than that Walter White guy!”?

So, turns out Mr. Law managed to reach an audience wider than a yoga instructor’s stretch pants. The National Crime Agency, aka Britain’s own FBI (but with a much fancier accent), revealed that around 232 UK residents thought, “Hey, I’ve tried every diet, why not give death a shot?” And guess what? 88 of them actually kicked the bucket! 💀

Now, Kenneth wasn’t content with just being a local menace. Oh no, he took his show on the road, like an evil Anthony Bourdain. He sold his deadly concoctions to people all over the world. Italy, Australia, New Zealand, the US—seriously, was this guy running a global cooking class on how to serve up your own demise?

Apparently, this Law character had quite the mouth on him. He chatted with an undercover reporter and boasted about having “hundreds” of UK customers. He even had the audacity to claim he was doing “God’s work.” Wait, what kind of god is he talking about? The God of Gastric Catastrophes?

When he was finally confronted in person, he tried to play it cool, saying he was just selling a product. Yeah, Kenneth, and I’m just selling this hilarious article. Perhaps you’d like to buy it? On second thought, let’s keep the toxins out of this one, shall we?

But let’s not forget the real victims in this messed-up situation. Families lost loved ones, young lives were tragically cut short, and TikTok lost a deaf star with 780,000 followers. It’s like the Grim Reaper set up a pop-up shop on social media.

Now, let’s not jump to conclusions, folks. The authorities are on the case, and they’re not quite sure if the chemicals from Kenneth’s virtual apothecary are definitely linked to the deaths. So, who knows, maybe they were just really strong mints?

Anyway, if you’re feeling down after reading this, remember that there are people out there to talk to. Reach out to The Samaritans, because let’s face it, life can be tough, but at least you’re not trying to make a lethal soufflé like Kenneth over here. Stay safe, stay sassy! 😜🌈